Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Mari Memasak bersama Chef Two!!

Memasak?
Kedegaran sangat Alien. Apabila disuruh memasak umpamanya sama seperti menyuruh saya membajak di bendang padi.
atau pun menoreh getah.
takpun mengait buah kelapa sawit.

one tough task ladies!

frankly, saya sangat buta kuali.
buta senduk.
buta periuk.
buta rempah ratus.
buta jenis ikan dan segala buta yg berkaitan masak memasak.
i never knew nama ikan unless it was stated in hypermarket macam kat Giant or Tesco. Andai la dia tersalah label between ikan Yu dan ikan kembong, yakni termakanlah kamu kuah laksa berasaskan ikan Yu->sedap kot eh?

Nampak tak kat sini? saya sangat ZERO bab masak memasak.

ZERO.EMPTY.BLANK.

Talking about recipes with is like you are talking in totally different language. as if you are coming from Pluto and you are the Plutonians. or perhaps, kamu bercakap bahasa binatang sehingga ia sukar ditafsir kewarasan akal fikiran.

Before i even engage to my hubby, my mom telah membuat pengakuan berani mati on behalf of me walaupun saya tak mintak kepada my future in law (pada masa itu) regarding anak-perempuan-saya-yang-tergedik-nak-kahwin-tu-sebenarnya-tak-tahu-pun-masak.
see? there is two different thing between tak tahu and tak pandai.
if my mom cakap, dia tak pandai masak is more like referring to : dia tak la pandai masak semua masakkan, tapi tau la masak sikit2. but she using DIA TAK TAHU MASAK instead.
finee! i have the coolest mom in the world which telling my future mother-in-law that her super beloved daughter is ZERO in cooking. sangat KAYU bab masak.
alhamdulillah, my in law still terima dengan hati terbuka "Takpa la, esok lusa dah kahwin pandai la dia masak".
Amin.

1. Yes..my mom just taknak my future mother in law expect saya tahu masak and rasa tipah tertipu apabila dah kawen only to discover, err..menantu dia potong bawang pun senget-senget.
2. And of course, my super sweet mother in law sangat positif perihal ini.

tipula saya kata kalau nasi pun tak reti masak. oi! tu basic orang melayu tuh. masak nasi and goreng telur mata kerbau kalau tak tau jangan la jadi orang melayu. baik jadi orang uganda ->ke orang uganda pun tahu?
of course saya tahu masak nasi, goreng telur, masak maggi kari, masak maggi indo mi, masak air dan panaskan lauk dalam microwave ->eh..panaskan tu kire masak ke?

Alhamdulillah..ever since saya berkahwin, banyak sungguh perkembangan yg dirasakan.
selain perkembangan fizikal, pengembangan berat badan serta pengembangan size baju, saya berjaya memasak. kahkahkah..tidakla sehebat Iron Chef. gler kau. dah name nye buta kuali ade hati nak setanding mereka.

saya sudah tahu membuat nasi goreng. hooorayyy!
sudah tahu membuat ayam masak merah. hoooorayyyy!
sudah tahu memasak sphagetti (setelah diajar oleh sang suami). hooorraaaayy!
sudah tahu memasak ayam masak kicap (pun suami yg ajar). hoooooraaaayyy!
sudah tahu memasak sambal sotong dan sambal udang. hhuuuuuraaaahhh!
and few dishes yg lain.

alhamdulillah...walaupun ia seperti level kepandaian memasak kanak-kanak berusia 8tahun, saya tetap nak happy. eh, at least tak la makan kedai tiap hari kan?

everyday i will browsing internet for simple recipes.
mcm macaroni cheese etc.
mama kata slow2 and praktis selalu.

my in law juga sangat supportive. mengajak saya bersama membuat roti jala dan kuah durian last weekend.
oh nyahhh! i dah rasa level chef wan. tapi i chef two je. kang sama dengan chef wan tak terlarat plak nak dapat offer masak memasak kat tibi nih.

and to Anne & Nady. this two girl always inspired me with all this plutonians talked in fb or blog. bake cakes, cuppies, masak itu and masak ini. gulp! yes..compare to this two ladies...i'm waaaay behind.
but still..saya berjalan itik ke arah itu...

Anne, thanks for the caramel recipes for the dummies. hope both of you and nady come out with a book "COOKING INSTRUCTION BOOK FOR THE DUMMIES..to someone like Aimi".

5 comments:

nady said... [Reply to comment]

macam cerita julie n julia.

.:Mrs Hafiz:. said... [Reply to comment]

cerita apakah itu?
maaf..ngak nonton tibi

Yani said... [Reply to comment]

Mung belajar masak, i nak belajar menjahit sepantas kilat i menjahir kaki suar i..wahaaahaa..

.:Mrs Hafiz:. said... [Reply to comment]

yunap..
mung jahit baju ghaye i mahu?
muahahahah...

nady said... [Reply to comment]

pls google bout that movie. best gila. based on two true stories.

 

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